How The Grinch Stole Marriage

Just saw this on Ex-Gay Watch. Aside from the well-done take off on Doctor Seuss, the overall point is a good one, as made in this verse:

"Maybe Marriage," he thought, "doesn't come from the court.
Maybe Marriage...perhaps... comes right from the heart.
Maybe Marriage comes from all the words the Gays say.
Words like Husband, like Wedding, and Spouse who is Gay."
And what happened then...? Well...in Gayville they say
that the Grinch's small brain grew three sizes that day!

Although I am not entirely comfortable referring to my partner as my wife, maybe I need to figure out why and change my habits.